Have very few rules. Keep them all.
Don't try to reason with your kids.
THEY ARE CRAZY UNREASONABLE!!!
Try your hardest to keep a straight face while you're actively forgetting Chapter 2.
Case in point...
Liliana was M-A-D at me for making her hurt her head and she would not rest until she fussed at me about it.
I appreciate any and all prayers.
And just in case you're wondering about our house rules...
This sign hangs in my kitchen. The list came straight from my brain. If you're wondering why it's so simple, well, that's why.